Harry Block: "You know, I cannot understand why the most sophisticated of women can't tell the difference between a meaningless, hot, passionate sexual affair and a nice, solid, tranquil, routine marriage."
Joan: "Tell me, Harry, just tell me something. Was she the only one, or were there others?"
Harry Block: "No, Amy Pollock was the only one, may God strike me dead if I am lying."
Joan: "You're an atheist, Harry!"