When it comes to having a sexual appetite vs. having a hankering for pizza — sometimes food wins out. And no one knows this better than the funniest food-loving women on Twitter. We've been sharing these ladies' words of wisdom and hilarity every week in Tweets Girls Say, and now we're rounding up some of the best of the best tweets for your end-of-the-year enjoyment. Our first topic is one near and dear to our stomach — the sexy side of food. So grab a slice, and laugh on!
I'm buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual
— sorry i'm not sorry (@sorrynotsorryy) August 3, 2013
I'm sorry I made sex noises while the waiter was reading the specials.
— Lori (@HeyitsLori) August 13, 2013
looking for a part time boyfriend penis-optional kissing-optional chipotle-mandatory
— erin (@home_napping) November 12, 2013