Gwyneth Paltrow Relationship Status Quiz

What Would Gwyneth Call Your Relationship Status?

When Gwyneth Paltrow announced her split from Chris Martin on her blog, she described their separation as only she could: a "consciously uncoupling." If you, too, are wondering how the queen of Goop would embellish your relationship status with a term equally as . . . Gwyneth, then take our quiz now.

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Where can you be found on a Saturday night?

At game night with your friends

At a bar drinking

In some cutie's bed

On a dinner date

It depends

On the couch watching Netflix

What's your favorite holiday?

New Year's Eve

Halloween

Birthday

St. Patrick's Day

Christmas

Valentine's Day

Pick a pair of sunglasses.

Simple
Wild
Trendy
Cool
Dark
Girlie

How do you usually meet love interests?

Online dating

Unexpected places

Bars

Facebook

Friends set me up

Craigslist casual encounters

Pick a book.

The Fault in Our Stars
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?
Pride and Prejudice
Romeo and Juliet
Eat Pray Love
Bridget Jones's Diary

How often do you have sex?

Not very often

Pretty frequently

Never

Sporadically

A LOT

On a regular basis

Which celebrity couple do you relate to?

Justin and Jessica
Miranda and Orlando
Will and Jada
Jennifer and Nicholas
Rob and Kristen
Channing and Jenna

Which of these is most important to you in a relationship?

Passion and breaking the rules

A sense of comfortable affection

Having our own lives

Making each other laugh

Having the same expectations

Uncomplicated sexual chemistry

Who's your favorite comedian?

Sarah Silverman
Louis C.K.
Amy Schumer
Joel McHale
Chris Rock
Aziz Ansari

What's your dating deal-breaker?

Being clingy

A low sex drive

Not being as into me as I'm into them

Not being willing to commit

Apathy

Cheating

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