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Flying Dildos Are the New Pie-in-the-Face!
I knew that headline would get your attention. Garry Kasparov, the legendary Russian chess player, has become an outspoken critic of President Vladimir Putin. What does this have to do with anything?
Pitching A Tent Is The New Cleavage
The same prankster who stuffed himself a stiffy to parade around at a car show is back, and this time, he's taking an already bad joke even farther. He's parading around a park where there are plenty more innocent old folks and children to terrify with his indecent display of crotch. I noticed that he seems to get more attention from men than from women.
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Oprah is the new Ellen. (Thought it was the other way around? Think again!)
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Air Sex is the new Air Guitar. Of course, public displays of pretend sex are way more pathetic and even more of a turn-off than pretend guitar play. So my fingers are crossed for air guitar to make a rockin' comeback--quick!
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Fergie's "Glamorous" is the new "Jenny From The Block." From rags to riches, she's the same old soul-- yadda, yadda, yadda. This song's been D..O..N..E..B..E..F-O-R-E, yeah.
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The Family Guy's Stewie is the new Rain Man. Here's why:
Thanks, Moni B!
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Bill Cosby is the new rap star on the rise. (We should've seen this coming- he's been getting jiggy with those Jell-O ads for a while now.)
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Bread is the new NSFW, according to this bread sexpert. No wonder it's so darn difficult to cut carbs out of our diets.
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"Yeah!" is the new "TMI!" ...Why?
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This hurried horse is the new Lance Armstrong. Step right up and place your bets now for an interspecies speed race...who do you think will be the bigger stallion?
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