Here's one way to make friends and influence enemies! According to the Douche Cards website, if you hand out this card to "the asshole in question," you'll avoid arguments or barroom brawls. And how is formally telling someone in writing that they're a douche going to do that exactly?
I seem to be encountering the word "douche" a lot lately. Yesterday, Geek sent me a blog about Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Today, Dear sends me these Douche Cards.
Think you know Who's Douchier? Can you discern that "je ne sais douche" quality that qualifies someone for Mt. Douchemore?