Working as a 911 dispatcher has got to be interesting. Take this call. I can't tell if this dude is serious or joking.
Warthogs are prioritized first, natch.
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Harry, named after Harry Potter (Hogwarts, get it?), is the first baby warthog born at the London Zoo in 100 years. He's not a traditional cutie, but no doubt he is adorable. (Watch until the end when Harry's spooning with his parents!) All together now .
This 911 call cannot be real, but I so hope it is. Of course, I also hope the lady who got attacked by a warthog (?!) is OK, too.