Hide your children! The Ninja Cat is a fearsome and flying predator. (Crouching Kitty, Hidden Ninja?) I've just been told this is as old as the hills, buy hey, I've just now seen it!
You might be surprised to learn that this hero in a half shell is not the Star Wars Kid. Yes, they share a special knack for fighting imaginary foe, but the key difference is that "turtle boy" shamelessly busts this crap out in broad daylight. I think he's kinda teenage mutant ninja sexy, so you'll have to paint yourselves green and fight me for this one ladies!!
This might bring you back, waay back to the late eighties when those green turtles took the world by storm. But when we saw this geek chic diva in a Play Girlz poll, we just had to post her as a geek of the week! In Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secret of the Ooze, actress Paige Turco plays April O'Neil, the Channel 6 news reporter who helps the Turtles take on the evil Shredder.
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles look like something you might start hallucinating after a long night of smoking pot, and they even provide the munchies-busting pizza! Just when you think this PSA couldn't get it even more wrong, the kid rejecting drugs has the most pathetic comeback ever. Way to promote getting hopped up on goofballs, guys!
I knew there was a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie coming out, but I'd heard so little about TMNT that I was surprised to see it No. 1 at the weekend box office. Taking in an estimated total of $24.4 million, it knocked 300 to second place after its two-week reign.
Mashups have officially jumped the shark with this one. Someone decided to pay homage to the Golden Girls via the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and somehow produced something totally literal and off-the-wall. And unlike most mashups that get you to think about the mashed-up things differently, this one manages to illuminate neither TGG or TMNT.
That's right--a woman, not a girl, not a teen. Says one friend of her expensive habit (a TMNT head can cost $2,000), "Michelle is willing to put herself into debt to be able to say 'I have the head of Leonardo!' " Oy.