I mean, honestly — what could I add to this? It is perfect exactly the way it is.
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I totally forgot that you call that a coin slot. Thanks for reminding me. Now I shall go hurl...
Oh, hell no! Where are Sanrio's lawyers when you need them? This guy is tainting the brand.
Where has the book No Regrets: The Best, Worst, & Most #$%*ing Ridiculous Tattoos Ever been my whole life?! Bad tattoos, good tattoos, I want them all! I'm seriously getting this book, and it has a forward by David Cross?
There's more than meets the eye to this pair of father and son jail birds! Daddy Floyd has a "Got-R-Did" tattoo on the back of his head (doesn't leave a job uncompleted, this one!), and Junior over there has "F*ck" on one eyelid and (you guessed it!) "You" on the other. The family that stays on message together, stays together.
When I was a kid, you could get fake tattoo stickers from gumball machines. This manufacturer has taken things up a notch by introducing a toy tattoo gun set for ages 6 to 12. Is this really necessary, folks?
I can only imagine this (presumably drunk) guy getting the above tattoo while obnoxiously announcing, "Eat your heart out Hannibal Lecter!" But dude, this is not the way to impress a chick. I don't care how much it hurt.
A study has uncovered a shocking predictable reality: teenagers do stupid things! The new survey results out yesterday from Common Sense Media reveal that one in 10 teens has posted a nude or seminude photo of themselves or someone else online. And thanks to technology, these teens will be stuck with their mistakes well past their carefree youth.