Everyone who exercises has weird rituals, but jogging pantsless is one I've never heard of. Former Dancing With the Stars contestant Steve Guttenberg has been spotted in the wild in Central Park jogging without pants. Why?
You just gotta love streakers. They sacrifice their very dignity to give fans a comedic respite from the stressful shouting demands of sitting in the stands. It's a damn dirty job, but some freak's gotta do it.
Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String
Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume?
I sometimes wonder what goes through the mind of a streaker just before he drops his knickers and makes a dash for it. Is he after the thrill of the chase, the attention of the crowd, or simply the rush of the wind beneath his thing? The following dude has a whole different reason.
I don't know whether I enjoy this video because it's peanut butter streaker time (and I love me a surprise streaker every now and again) or because it shows some serious soccer-player skin. Three words: Where is Beckham? Show me Beckham!
Unlike all those other amateurs, this streaker had a plan. Dressing like a referee got him onto the field and those seamless pants allowed plenty of room to conceal his game ready g-string. From the looks of it, I guess you could say he's a "big" football fan...
The great thing about this tag team of streakers is that one of them actually gains a lot of yardage. The last time we saw this kind of streaker stamina, it turned out to be an actor in a Nike commercial-- but this is the real deal. My only question is: what's with dude #3?