Remember the Mandalorian warriors from Star Wars? Someone's created a fabulous stop-gap animation of one doing the famous Flashdance dance Jennifer Beales made popular. I'm impressed with a Mandalorian who's in touch with his feminine side .
Our "Cat of 1000 Faces" is back and this time he's got some Star Wars in store for us. Not only does he pose as every character from the first film, he introduces them in chronological order and successfully plays out the plot (without moving a muscle) in about two minutes. Who says an attitude of utter indifference and a lethargic work ethic can't be productive?
Lil' Siskel here spent the last three days screening Star Wars Episode IV and has a few observations to share with us. Overall, it's an "exciting" movie, but she advises — "don't talk back to Darth Vader, he'll get ya!" I've never seen the film, but any flick that has a character "do his little light up sword to try to block the little pokey ball" sounds like something worth watching.
Mostly on the domestic front. In vacuum cleaners, living room cabinets...I guess he's lonely.
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The entire time I was watching these folks in Star Wars costumes dancing to songs like "Thriller," "Footloose," and "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," I kept thinking: reality television show. I would totally watch a reality show about Disney Hollywood Studios mascots on their days off. "This is the true story of seven costumed strangers, picked to live in a house, dance in Star Wars costumes together, and have their lives taped to find out what happens when the Chewbacca/Darth Vader/Princess Leia uniforms come off and the hot, sweaty people underneath start getting real.
Who knew a person could dance, dance, dance in one of these Star Wars storm trooper costumes? And apparently, the first thing you want to do when you see one is join in! Hawt.
Somewhere, in a galaxy far, far away, Star Wars nerds are having hernias over this young woman's loose (and I mean loose!) retelling of the Star Wars trilogies. I don't recall their visit to the planet with the brown Muppets . .
When Jedis aren't fighting in distant corners of different galaxies, they're hard at work in stuffy little cubicles, like everyone else. With Darth Vader playing the big boss, R2-D2 as the uncooperative printer, and C-3PO as the inappropriate office pervert, this is some kind of everyday sci-fi funny-- whatever that means.
In a galaxy far, far away, there was a really cool dive bar with jazz-playing aliens who drank green cocktails. (And for the record, I bet that this public service announcement saved exactly zero people from driving drunk.)