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Sprite Wants Us to Think It Tastes Like a Bodily Fluid
With all the sexually-charged commercials out there, I thought dirty ad executives could shock me no more. Well a proposed German commercial for Sprite has managed to upset my sensibilities once again by combining oral sex, a desire for Sprite, and a climactic finish. The ad crosses the line from racy to pornographic.
WTF?!
Is there a Lorena Bobbit bob-for-severed-penises equivalent? Because if there isn't, ladies of Japan, you can take my idea. It's free.
Steve Wood: Douchebag of the Day
Meet Steve Wood from VH1's groan-inducing new reality show Tough Love. He describes himself as a "master matchmaker" and says that you need him; I figure women need this guy like they need a hole in their heads. Describing single women with contempt as "desperate, delusional, and baby hungry," you'd have to be clinically insane to take this douche's advice.
Should Spirit Air Continue to Run These Ads?
"Ultra low-cost" Spirit Air doesn't offer complimentary snacks, drinks or checked bags — but they sure can serve up some offensive advertising! Pilots, flight attendants, and reps from the Association of Flight Attendants are wishing they'd pull their risqué ads, which use double entrendres that refer to female flight attendants' body parts and loose sexuality. Their ads have invited customers to enjoy its DD's (deep discounts) and "MILFs" (many islands, low fares), which as some of us know, is an acronym for "mothers I'd like to f*ck."
Ewww!
Many moons ago, I posted a poll on the best slang words for vagina. By many moons ago, I'm talking almost two years ago. It still shows up in traffic reports, which means that people dudes must be checking it out still.
Remember Ladies, There's a Reason We Had a Feminist Movement!
Not that everything's perfect now, but holy freaking crap! Let's just draw a woman's hot body, decapitate her, and add on the product we're selling where her head used to be (in this case, Hostess Sno-Balls), and continue our sexist ad in the writing below, because the picture doesn't quite say enough! (I'm suddenly having a craving for a well-stacked, cream-filled leggy Sno-Ball!
Headline of the Day
Stripper, 44, Charges Age Discrimination
Exotic dancer Stripper Kimberlee Ouwroulis filed a complaint against a Gentleman's Club strip joint in Toronto because she claims she was let go due to her age. She started stripping at 40 after a nasty divorce, was doing well monetarily, and had regular customers. But one day, her boss said, "Your time is up here."
Ruh Roh!
This woman is doing nothing for mankind's theory about women drivers. Let's just say I'm glad I wasn't at this convenience store when she was "driving away." In her defense, maybe she thought it was Opposite Day?
Flashback: Arrid Fights Your "Sex Perspiration"
I wonder if the physiology info in this 1963 Arrid ad still holds water. Basically, it says that women have two kinds of perspiration, one from physical exertion, and the other from, well, horniness. (The kind Arrid takes care of.) It seems to me they were just banking on the shame of women who didn't want anyone to see that their sexuality was showing.
Suggestive Much?
What's the opposite of subliminal advertising? In-your-face "our product is like a penis that this pretty lady really likes" advertising. Never heard of it?
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