When college students say they need to "hit the books," is this what they mean?
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The divine Isabella Rossellini is not only beautiful (getting genes from Ingrid Bergman didn't hurt) and talented (Blue Velvet, anyone?), but also totally offbeat and funny. Here she is on the Sundance Channel's second installment of its Green Porno series telling us about the fascinating sex life of the limpet sea creature.
Get a load of this: The limpet (a sequential hermaphrodite) starts off sexless.
I'm not sure if fan mail is what you really want outside your hotel room. But hey, anything goes in Vegas!
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I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message.
Even word nerds need to get their sexy on now and then. Here's the perfect t-shirt aphrodisiac. Kama Sutra positions illustrated by little commas!
Anguished, emotional, and philosophical — are you sure it's Jon Lajoie, you ask? It's a departure, yes, but much like Dylan went electric, or Beck stopped being ironic (briefly), every singer has his transitional moments. I wipe a tear as I type this.
It pains me to post this video. It chronicles a particularly embarrassing moment in the life of this tiny toity here who is doing his damnedest to have sexy-times with a completely uninterested shoe. He was the little turtle who could.
Take notes, cuz this woman's a pro. And be sure to watch til the end. That's when it gets good.
Is this what I have to look forward to in middle age?
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