This little girl knows that you can't beat the Claw if you play by its rules, so if you can't beat 'em — join 'em. Supposedly, if you skillfully maneuver the mechanical Claw's pincers, you can get it to pick up a stuffed animal. (Yeah, right!) Girlfriend here doesn't have time for that charade — she's got a better idea.
Dictionaries. For sale. Get one.
Oh, man. Some criminals are having a lucky day. Watch as these Keystone Cops arrive on the scene of a crime, only to completely let the dudes get away.
It's all fun and games until you need the jaws of life to get out of a swing-set. (Why do I just bet alcohol was involved in this little mishap?)
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A tech consultant at Cornell did what we've all had nightmares about doing: he accidentally sent personal emails to everyone he works with. And they were quite the Freudian sends.
Gulp.
UC Sends Welcome E-mail To Rejected Students
How perfect would this mistake have been if UC San Diego had performed this epic fail just one day later than they did! They could just say Happy April Fools' and be done with it. Click here to read about why there are around 29,000 incredibly pissed off applicants now.
Nothing like a fan who stalks you onstage to completely kill any credibility you have as a sexy, manly performer. Wanna know what I'm talking about? Just watch.
And because you can't spell success.
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