To get kids to shy away from pornography, a porn patrol group staged this puppet show involving "Pete the Porno Puppet" and, of all people, Ron Jeremy-- porn star extraordinaire. In the show, Ron instructs Pete to keep his puppet paws off of dirty mags and vids and although Ron seems sincere, he uses big words that kids won't understand and drops the word "sex" as many times as possible. I don't know about you, but I'm confused...
Apparently, we're not the only ones in love with Little Superstar because many wannabes have hopped aboard the party train, including former porn star Ron Jeremy. Yikes! All of a sudden, I'm not laughing anymore.
I just checked my email today and, naturally, I received spam. Although I didn't open it up, the spam name made me laugh out loud. It was from Romaine Huckabone.
I always knew that people tend to look like their pets, but I had no idea that there are so many people who looked like videogame characters (with the exception of Ron Jeremy looking like Mario, did I honestly just say that?). Here is Daxter, the character from the Jak and Daxter series, with his twin DJ Qualls, the hilarious guy from Roadtrip. You can check out the entire gallery at gamerhelp, which includes celebs like Carrot Top and Chyna.
Noooooo! I know that the behind-the-scenes Brady's weren't as perfect and cute as they seemed on television. (Greg smoked pot, Mr. Brady was a closeted-gay man, and Greg — you, again!
Some celebs hauled themselves out to Vegas Commerce, CA for an invitational poker touranament this weekend. While the Hilton girls are regulars at these events, I refuse to believe that they are secretly hustlers. Meanwhile, perhaps Vince should leave the evil-looking slicked back hair thing to DiCaprio.