Perfect Strangers and Head of the Class celebrated geeks in all their glory, from Balki the dancin' fool to Arvid the computer nerd. So why, oh why, would ABC promote this pair of shows with a hopelessly awkward rap? Because it was the '80s, that's why.
What kind of fourth-rate news correspondent calls in a couple backup dancers and sings the most annoying rap song of the '90s while reporting on domestic abuse charges? See it to believe it folks. This is exactly why I tune into BBC — for sensible, totally decent, nonderogatory news broadcasts.
Will Smith: kid tested, mother approved. In other words, totally safe for work.
A group of Cleveland teenage boys hijacked their school announcements and instead aired a homemade music video for all to see. The vid involved rapping, aluminum foil grillz, and a bootylicious go-go dancer. Almost all of them got suspended— but, for what?
What if Snoop and Jay-Z were math teachers back in grade school? What if DJ Unk taught algebra, and Fat Joe taught linear equations? What if rap music inspired word problems?
He may be missing his two front teeth, but this little homeboy considers himself the man of the house— a task he doesn't take lightly. So to show his single momma some love, he busts a mean rhyme. Seriously, this kid is sick.
Mr. Malibu Rapper himself, Jamie Kennedy, is busting a rhyme this time about the "illest mothaf*cka in a cardigan sweater." Yes, this is a tribute to everyone's favorite sitcom daddy badass Bob Saget.
They may be sportin' onesies, but these little cuties are hardcore gangsta. Check out their poses. These bad asses don't smile for the camera.
These beat-boxing fast food orders never cease to amaze me. I mean, how much time did these dumbasses waste to plan, write, and practice this (c)rap? In the end, they weren't even successful in scoring the food they wanted, but we all know they were just starving for attention anyway.
More power to hip-hop girl groups (R.I.P. TLC!), but when they bust a rhyme about going to the tanning parlor, I'm a little less than thrilled. These three gangstas divas go and get their glow on a few times a week.