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Product of the Day: Vicodin Jewelry

GiggleSugar — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 13:00:00 -0700

You know those break-in-case-of-emergency kits on the wall with fire extinguishers inside? That's kinda like what this jewelry is for the Vicodin user. If you don't have your meds with you and find yourself in searing pain, just take a bite out of your earring or ring! I imagine you can just put another one in later. And imagine all the cool guys you'll attract by wearing your ~~heart on your sleeve~~ drugs on your person.

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Product of the Day: Easter Bunny Glo Popcifier

GiggleSugar — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 11:17:29 -0700

For the raver who celebrates Easter! Sure, Katie Sugar looked longingly at this candy when I walked by, but this toy (for ages five and up) isn't designed for paci-aged kids.

Perhaps this light-up lollipop/pacifier has the best intentions, but I can't shake my mental image of some clubber kid whiling away his Sunday ecstasy roll by sucking on the Easter bunny's head.

Product of the Day: Vegas in a Can

GiggleSugar — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 10:00:00 -0700

This is one odd name for an energy drink. (Yes, another one! Just what we need.) I don't know about you, but I want to feel like I just blew my life savings playing craps, did a pile of cocaine, and partied with hookers all weekend. I know - weird, right?

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Product of the Day: Comma Sutra T-Shirt

GiggleSugar — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 08:00:00 -0700

Even word nerds need to get their sexy on now and then. Here's the perfect t-shirt aphrodisiac. Kama Sutra positions illustrated by little commas! Adorable.

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Crazy Obama Products

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 12:15:00 -0700

Barack Obama has seeped into the world's collective unconscious to a massive degree, and nowhere is this more apparent than in the bizarre, inappropriate, and downright silly products people are hawking out there. Step right up to see some of the weirder products . . .

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Product of the Day: Fail Stickers

GiggleSugar — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:07:54 -0700

The folks who created these great fail stickers suggest one possible use: If you "stumble across an epic fail," instead of just taking a picture of it and putting it on line, just slap fail sticker on it! I don't know how much I trust these guys, though. They put a fail sticker on a dude with an amazing mustache. Fail.

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Product of the Day: Cat Camera!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 13:00:00 -0700

OK, it's officially a SuperHeadz Shironeko Cat Holga in a Can, but that takes up a lot of space, as you can see! If you love Holga cameras like I do, the news that there's now one with a winking cat-face design at the front and meowing sounds and flashing lights will have you drooling with anticipation. Holgas are toy cameras manufactured in China with totally plain, black bodies and interesting quirks. You never know what kind of odd defect will occur in the resulting photograph, and some of them come out looking quite artistic. And to know you can take one of those while the camera meows? I am in heaven.

Flashback: The Nose Brassiere

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:10:00 -0800

The Model 25 Nose Shaper from 1930 promised to improve your personal appearance by "remolding the cartilage and fleshy parts of your nose." What they don't say, but which is plainly visible, is that in the process of attaining that better nose (uh huh, right), you would have had to wear what is essentially a bra for your nose. And who exactly was promising this nonsense? "M. Trilety, Pioneering Noseshaping Specialist." Oh, that guy!

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Product of the Day: Squirrel Underpants

GiggleSugar — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 09:00:00 -0800

Have inventors simply thrown up their hands and decided that all useful products have been invented, so why bother? That's the only thing that could explain how someone decided that there was a market for Squirrel Underpants. That's right, there's nothing in your eye, you read it correctly: Squirrel Underpants. "Each pair of tiny briefs has a three-inch waist," according to the website, "and is made of 100 percent cotton. The underpants squirrels prefer! Also good for hamsters, frogs and gerbils." Frogs? Really?

Click here to read moving testimonials like this one from Lydia, a concerned mother: "What am I supposed to say when Laura asks me why she has to wear underpants? These tiny Squirrel Underpants keep my daughter safe, they keep my family safe and they keep America safe. Thanks Squirrel Underpants!"

Babies: Put 'Em to Work!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 11:15:00 -0800

In these tough economic times, people who are lucky enough to still have a job probably have no time left to clean the house or do the essentials like make a pile of nachos or search for useless things to bid on on eBay. And if you have a kid? Forgeddaboutit! That's why the Baby Mop attachment which attaches, well - to your baby - will make your life a million times easier and keep Junior busy while you're sniping the latest Franklin Mint Commemorative Elvis plate or collectible Beanie Baby. In other words, everybody wins!