A used washing machine for sale at the low price of $25? Someone's obviously selling a lemon and the caller below is gonna make some fresh squeezed lemonade. He's calling in response to an ad for the machine, but he doesn't have any inquiries or interest.
This kiddo is much smarter than I was as a child. School was a pain in the arse, but I didn't think I could do anything about it. Little Becky, however, has schemed up the perfect plan and it involves a demolition company, explosives, and a few nasty teachers.
Little Becky is up to no good again. This time, she tries to pass as Mariah Carey over the phone and attempts to make hotel reservations at a fancy French hotel. Without even attempting to disguise her little voice, she gets the hotel operators to stay on the line and indulge in her antics.
Dave Coyne's impressions are so good, it's the second time today I've featured him. Here he prank calls The Olive Garden as Joe Pesci and other "GoodFellas." But before I realized this was a skit, all I could think was--awesome!
Although it would be totally satisfying to shoot your alarm clock with a laser gun to get it to turn off (like the one I featured a while back), I don't think it will actually get me out of bed. What will? Angry, angry friends, relatives and co-workers.
This week's opening of The Office isn't necessarily a huge spooky surprise since we already got a peek at those costumed spoiler photos, but I still laughed through every minute of the intro. Jim's "Bookface" costume? A-ma-zing.
When applied to telemarketers, The Golden Rule is as follows: "Do unto others as you would have them they do unto you." An ear for an ear— it's only fair.
With family like this, who needs enemies? These dads are just lounging around trying to take a nap when along come family members with pots and spoons, electric guitars and deer heads. After their terrified reactions, they're pretty good natured about it not homicidal.
Wanna get revenge on a guy? How about entering him in an online contest to be on the "I Love New York 2" show? The boobalicious nut job that everyone loves to hate is back for another round of trying love on for size from a closet full of crazies.