But I sure can! Man porn is way better than mathematical equations.
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"Jacking" is an interesting choice of words here.
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Although you've called your folder, "19th Century Love Poetry," it should probably really be called "Decoy Hidden-Porn Folder," or, in my case, "Cats in Glasses: A Gallery." Click here to see the entire honest desk top.
Thanks, College Humor!
Adult Film Star to Hold 'Porn Camp' for Wannabes
All aspiring porn stars with $4,000 to blow (ahem) attended a three-day "porn camp" last weekend to learn the ins and outs (ahem, ahem) of the sexytime biz. The biggest perk of the program was an opportunity to film a sex scene. Some perk.
Gwyneth Paltrow flashed a little smile on her way out of a Valentino event in NYC on Tuesday night. She and her designer pal hosted their latest party together, this time celebrating the DVD release of Valentino: the Last Emperor and selling copies to benefit charity. The disc is apparently making its way to the Paltrow-Martin family collection, as she opened up about her taste in films at the bash.
Hey, porn addicts. Are you listening? My favorite crank teenager has some advice for you.
This may be a conservative estimate, but I reckon 99.9% of men buy or view porn. Maybe some of them are completely open about it, but most guys could live without having their mom or third grade teacher catching them purchasing Tongue in Cheeks at the corner market. Which brings me to this amazing Bud Light commercial featuring what would have to be the shy porn buyer's worst nightmare.
I never thought anything involving a kitty could look this dirrty. From the nuzzling to the purring to the pawing-- this little guy's got some heavy duty explaining to do! Cats are growing up so fast these days.
For most senior citizens, retiring from your job means drifting into the sunset years by gardening, going on cruises, and hanging out with your grandchildren. Seventy-three-year-old Shigeo Tokuda, however, is not going gentle into the good night. He, dear readers, is an elderly porn star!
And by "reworking," I mean the elimination of all attempts at narrative, acting, or any pretense that this "professor meets Hungarian immigrant" porn is about anything but meaningless, grim sex. I say, less bad acting, more shtupping!