Why learn "How do I get to the museum" or "Where can I get fondue?" All you really need to say in other languages is "Penis." It's like the Esperanto of words.
60-Foot Penis Painted on Roof
Like mooning, fart jokes, and falling humor, a good penis drawing never fails to elicit a cheap and easy chuckle. That's what an 18-year-old in Berkshire, England, thought when he secretly painted a 60-foot penis on the roof of his parents' mansion. They say he'll have to wash it off when he's back from travelling.
Interesting. I didn't know that about Northwest Airlines. Or about Georgia!
Man in Penis Costume 'Streaks' Graduation With Silly String
Streaking your high school graduation in an oversized penis costume? Funny. Streaking a high school graduation when you're not graduating and have no business being there in the first place in a penis costume?
Blaming the ocean for those crabs? Now that's low.
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That's right: a giant fortune cookie! And maybe a big, curvaceous bum, but that's only if I drag my mind down the gutter. Which is exactly what the following "nature shots" require: a filthy mind and a juvenile amusement with the nether regions of the human body.
Who doesn't love a custard-filled cake?
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It's been well over a year since we featured the Magic Cone Disposable Urination Funnel for Women as our product of the day. The product had a set of cartoon instructions featuring a girl wearing a uniform and a sensible pair of white undies demonstrating its use. This was disturbing, but not as disturbing as the following live-action video where some chick uses the funnel to pee — with much better aim and precision than most men, I might add — straight into a flower vase.
Look very closely: The writing's on the wall.
Thanks, College Humor!
Don't you just love musicals?
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