Paula might want to find another spokesperson for her QVC jewelry line. She can't string a sentence together to save her life. When she's not hiding behind a bouquet of flowers, she's exclaiming non sequiturs like, "It's my anniversary!"
What's with this new trend of pop stars doing humor? Earlier this week, we saw Janet spoof a teen witch and now Paula's pimping her new single by way of a self-deprecating comedy sketch. The self-effacing part could've been unintentional, but that's exactly why we love the dancer turned singer turned poster child of crazy— yeah?
Can y'all please tell me what the freak celeb chef Paula Deen, Queen of Butter, is doing mooning people at the South Beach Food and Wine Festival? Cuz I am very, very confused.
Last night's episode of American Idol strayed from the norm and gave the remaining five contestants not one but two opportunities to sing their hearts out and garner enough votes to make the final four. This complicated change of plan put our gal Paula into a head spin. The hallucinations followed (natch) and by the end of the first round of performances, she thought Jason Castro went twice when he only performed once — and did David Cook sing at all?
Paula Abdul appeared on Letterman Monday night to promote a plethora of projects, including a song she contributed to Randy Jackson's new album. Last month, Paula and Randy teamed up to showcase their new ditty at the Super Bowl. Of course, Letterman tried to get Paula to comment on her big comeback performance, but our gal was too busy playing "opposite day" and talking like a robot to give a straight answer.
If you haven't heard, Paula Abdul was part of the Superbowl festivities this past Sunday. The ex-princess of pop gave a pre-game comeback show and debuted her new single, "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow." The whole shebang was typical Paula — nothing new — but the real question is: what did Simon Scowl think?
American Idol premiered last night and we know the routine by now: they're gonna show us the worst before the best. But the worst really are the best cuz that's when all the crazies come out of the woodwork. Take this serial killer: he can't sing, he can't rhyme, he can't even spare us the sight of his chest fuzz.
Earth to Paula: It's not the end of the world if this Bratz Doll movie gets made without you. In fact, it'd be great if this movie weren't made at all. That way, every young girl's role model won't look like she should be twirling around a pole in hooker platforms.
I never tire of these insane Paula interviews. Ssssssssuriously, can someone ssstop with all the ssslurring? She's making me thirsty.