It seems like every year a new diaper pail hits the market and promises to keep stinky odors contained. New moms buy into the concept and after about six months, they come to the realization that no trash can is immune to the foul stench of poopy diapers — even after a good scrub.
Rather than buying a new rubbish bin twice a year, wad up some newspaper and place it in the receptacle for a day and let it soak up the icky stench.
Now that's an interesting bonus feature.
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Homicide, stolen groceries, whatevs.
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The events reported in the police report section of the newspaper are sometimes so outlandish, you'd think they were pulled straight out of a Seinfeld episode. Take the sitch described above, for example. Parents were up in arms about the creepy perv watching their kiddies' every move from a window all day every day — only to discover that their "perv" was a cardboard cutout of the Terminator.
We usually ask you to guess whether certain headlines are real or fake, but we'll let the cat out of the bag and assure you that these are all real — we've got the newspaper clippings to prove it! Whether the following headlines mean what they say or don't say what they mean, they're all pretty darn hilarious. The headline featured above is fine, but the quoted statement below it is just too good to pass up.
This can't possibly be good for business.
Thanks, College Humor!
Is it just me, or does Leslie's definition of "camel toe" beat around the bush? We need the fearless Marc Jacobs to tip-toe in here and set the record straight!
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I believe this deserves a full-page apology.
Thank you, College Humor!
Meanwhile, George can't stop grinning . . .