As soon as I try to focus on a self-defense technique I could actually learn from, these dorks do something weird that makes me laugh. So I guess my answer to the question above it. .
This Halo kid is either going to be the coolest kid in school when this vid goes viral, or he's going to have to assume another identity unless he wants his ass to get kicked. (Thank god the Internet didn't exist when I was a child.)
Thanks, College Humor!
It's hard out there for a nerd. Nerds could sit around and cry about it, or they (notice the distancing "they") could appropriate rap and hip hop and rap about video games and Dungeons and Dragons. Or.
Sometimes, you need to know what you're getting yourself into. Be careful kids.
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Introducing: the dorkiest little product you will never need. It's a do-it-all device that can write, tell time, and make you the envy of any Mensa meeting. The round, digital clock is sure to attract the most spitballs in class and the lolli-nerd-pop pen is a quick way to woo the folks at work — into hating you.
Did you just watch Lord of the Rings for the fifteenth time? Or can you count yourself among those who have watched all six episodes of the Stars Wars saga? Then you might want to call 1-900-Nerd-Girl.
Engineers everywhere: your secret's out of the bag.
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Geekboy thinks he's gonna teach us a lesson or two about text message abbreviations and how to avoid the all too painful "typing finger." The only problem is that he's using the abbreviations all wrong, and by wrong I mean WRONG. Perhaps someone (maybe his ex-internet girlfriend?) should tell him that "I'm GAY" does not mean "I'm going after yoga."
Google ads know what's what.
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You'd think that Engadget's editor in chief, NYC-based Joshua Topolsky, would be too busy doing things like manhandling the new Kindle to have time to talk to geeksugar for this year's installment of Geeks We Love. But this is a man who says if he could, he'd be called "super king" rather than simply "editor-in-chief." Do not underestimate him.