He's as articulate as his "sister," the master public speaker Miss Teen South Carolina, but uh, not as good looking. Sorry, buddy...
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Break it down, Jimmy, break it down! It's the story that won't die! (Partly because U.S.
She's ba-ack. Just when we thought the internet had seen the last of Miss Teen South Carolina, she reappeared-- without proper warning-- on our tv screens during the VMAs Sunday night. Please tell me she's not gonna become one of them like such as VJs over at MTV.
A lot of people thought Miss Teen South Carolina was merely having an "off" moment when she gave that cringe-worthy response heard 'round the world during last Friday's pageant. But what if she wasn't? What if she was dead serious?
...This is what she would have said. And if I only had a heart, I'd stop ridiculing her already. So much for that.
How Miss Teen S.C. can muster up the smile power to make an appearance on "The Today Show" is beyond me. I don't think girlfriend understands that she's the laughing-stock of the country right now.
If you ask me, someone's been watching a little too much TeeVee.
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What do bestiality, adultery, and Sen. Lindsey Graham have in common? They all can be found in South Carolina.