After the Miss Teen South Carolina "like such as" speech fiasco and all the fun that followed, it's a wonder why The Donald and company would give these pageant queens their own reality show. But he did, and we now have this educational clip of Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, correcting her boyfriend's diction. (Excuse Noah Webster, while he rolls over in his grave.)
She's ba-ack. Just when we thought the internet had seen the last of Miss Teen South Carolina, she reappeared-- without proper warning-- on our tv screens during the VMAs Sunday night. Please tell me she's not gonna become one of them like such as VJs over at MTV.
...This is what she would have said. And if I only had a heart, I'd stop ridiculing her already. So much for that.
I personally believe that this map will help U.S. Americans everywhere like such as find their way so we will be able to build up our future.
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A lot of people thought Miss Teen South Carolina was merely having an "off" moment when she gave that cringe-worthy response heard 'round the world during last Friday's pageant. But what if she wasn't? What if she was dead serious?
How Miss Teen S.C. can muster up the smile power to make an appearance on "The Today Show" is beyond me. I don't think girlfriend understands that she's the laughing-stock of the country right now.
We won't even begin to dissect the numerous grammatical problems with this response, but we will amuse ourselves with the content of her answer. Miss Teen South Carolina was asked a question about Americans and their poor geography skills, and she responded with something along the lines of blah, blah, blah, blah...doing goodwill abroad. WHAT?!
Break it down, Jimmy, break it down! It's the story that won't die! (Partly because U.S.
He's as articulate as his "sister," the master public speaker Miss Teen South Carolina, but uh, not as good looking. Sorry, buddy...
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