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Just Say No to Toe!
We've followed the infamous camel toe throughout the ages and last December, Marc Jacobs took the toe to the next level at his Arabian Nights Christmas Party. Jacobs had the right message, but his delivery was all wrong. Since when does a mascot rally against the cause it stands for?
Houston Rockets Bear Gets His
And just wait until you see who delivers it to him! I wonder if she had a self-defense class or if she was just born a bad-ass. Whatever the case, she's my new hero.
You Thought Your Job Was Bad
Imagine being "Petey P. Cup," the giant urine sample mascot, for HealthPartners in Minneapolis. Well, at least they let you hide your face and get some exercise with fellow mascots!
Another Mascot Just "Doing His Job"
There are some things I wouldn't do even if I'd get paid to do them. Like this, this, or this. But the following isn't one of those things.
Pittsburgh Pirates Mascot Wants to Get Freaky With You
Distracting doesn't begin to describe this Pittsburgh Pirates' parrot mascot. This thing is making unnerving eye contact (well, what passes for eye contact) while suggestively undulating its belly around and around. .
Those Mascots Had This a Long Time Coming . . .
Time and time again, we've seen mascots throw down their poms in a hotheaded rage to engage in sideline throwdowns — that they've provoked. They've picked fights with each other, with spectators, and even unsuspecting peeps chillaxin' on the beach. What gives?
Another Mascot Terrorizes the Public
As if oversized bananas or "Thunderbugs" aren't frightening enough, they've been ditching their cheerleading duties to harass unsuspecting fans instead. So let's see: Beer, nachos, and hot dogs are standard stadium fare. Couple an artery-clogging binge with a mascot executed scare tactic, and someone is sure to have a heart attack by halftime.
Mascot Terrorizes Spring Breakers
We've seen our share of mascots forgo the "rah-rah" routine to duke it out with each other on the sidelines instead. I guess showing team spirit involves a killer left hook and a hard kick to the groin these days. Lovely.
Mascot Takes a Tumble (or Two)
It's gotta be this dude's first day on the job. When the game time festivities begin and he makes a run for it, he quickly learns that sporting the big bird costume ain't what it's cracked up to be. The mascot falls once, twice, and he scores—an injury.
Mascot Shows Off His Moves
You see these mascots tip-tapping around on the side of the road all the time, but this dawg has more than a few moves to unleash. Watch him shame some random dude on the side of the road during an impromptu dance-off. This gets me to wondering why dudes won't dance when we ladies do the asking, but they'll willingly get down with Sideshow Dog in broad daylight during rush-hour traffic.
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