Chodes, douchebags, tools — call them what you will, but for some reason, there's always a gaggle of women willing to date them and put up with their crap. That's what the creator of the amazing site Hot Chicks With Douchebags and — coming this Summer — MTV's Is She Really Going Out With Him? reality show found out the hard way.
It's the moment you've all been waiting for with bated breath. DB1, the expert in all things douchebag and creator of Hot Chicks With Douchebags, took time out of his busy day baggin' douches and takin' names to answer our humble questions. (He chose the reader questions you'll see dotting the interview...) He does not disappoint, people.
You know how sometimes you see a really beautiful woman with a doofy-looking tool and you're all--wtf?! Well, this guy has decided to chronicle his bafflement on the highly entertaining site Hot Chicks with Douche Bags. It's kind of like Go Fug Yourself, where women tear down other women's outfits, only he tears down their entire beings.
Chicks Sue Over Being Shot With Douchebags
Oh, man, this is rich. Three women hung out with douchebags in Jersey (no surprise), got their picture taken (again, typical), it went up on the awesome website Hot Chicks With Douchebags, and then in a book of the same title (surprise!). Well, they're not happy about it and are suing for psychological stress.
As the world's premier authority on douchebags (besides me, of course!) self-named "Douchebag1" of the awesome site Hot Chicks With Douchebags is ready to take your burning questions on all things douchebag--or "douchebaggery," if you will. I have my own questions he's diligently working on now (sample: "In your opinion, who is the patron saint of douchebags?"; "Why do you think some women find douchebags hot?"; and "Is there a female equivalent of a douchebag?")
The top three GiggleSugar reader questions will get an answer from DB1 himself--so hurry up and come up with questions by Wednesday, August 29th! Just add it as a comment to this post!
The genius over at Hot Chicks With Douchebags has created a new pseudo-science that might give a more accurate reading of a douchebag's personality than conventional astrology. Loosely defined...
Douchestrology: The possible "correlation between astrological readings and the various stages of the tilting of the baseball cap...For instance, 40 Degree Hat Tilt can be read as Douchini Rising, while 80 Degree Hat Tilt is the Dawning of the Age of Scrotarius."
I seem to be encountering the word "douche" a lot lately. Yesterday, Geek sent me a blog about Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Today, Dear sends me these Douche Cards.