"News at 11: I can't do a thing with my hair!" You know, as much as I'm a hater of Fox News, from the perspective of a lady with hairanoia issues of my own, I can relate, Megyn. Who cares that serious news is going on around you at the Democratic National Convention?
Maybe not as much as this guy! Seems hairanoia affects cute hipster boys, too.
All the hairanoia in the world couldn't help these women tame their messy manes. Want Maury Povich knocking on your door too? Bypass the blow dryer.
When we polled everyone on the most scary kind of hairy, we forgot to mention the newest man-ifestation of hairy- that is, electronic hair-e-mail. Yes, it's true. The newest way to offend someone via email is by scrawling your message across a hairy dude's back using some hair-removal squirty goo, wiping, and then sending off the finished product- called Hairy Mail.
Hairanoia (hair + paranoia): An irrational belief that no matter how your hair objectively looks, you think it is hideous. Common to many women.
(Legendary record producer Phil Spector, shown here, could use a touch of "hairanoia."
It's hard to say what Seagram's was trying to accomplish here. I have enough hairanoia issues as it is without thinking my hairdresser is juiced while she's cutting my hair! "Snippin' on gin and juice, anyone?"
Introducing: Mr. Sexy Poof
Audreystar helped inaugurate our Dressed to Ill group with this Olan Mills Studio model whom she dubbed Mr. Sexy Poof. You gotta give the guy bonus points for a sunny attitude. It really shines through that hirsute jungle that starts creeping out of his open-neck shirt and continues willy-nilly around his face.