I love Demetri Martin's bit about how adding the word "ladies" to the end of a sentence automatically makes you sound like a creep. I admit, the word "ladies" often makes me cringe, though some of my guy friends seem to think it's classy. I guess it's better than referring to a group of women as "girls" or "my b*tches!"
This razor commercial from Down Under (no, really!) turns bikini hair removal into a sing-along. But just who does the Wilkinson Sword company think it's advertising to? Very few women I know consider "mowing the lawn" a "favorite thing to do," and I can safely say that none of us sing about it.
Something's a-brewin' in the world of masculinity. It's called the "bromance," and it's an attempt by straight men to be friends without being all gay about it. Unfortunately, it's kind of homophobic, and it's spawned an insulting credo, "Bros before hos," which pits girlfriends as the bromance's public enemy number one.
This sounds like a perfectly good reason to get thousands of dollars worth of silicone shoved into your chest. Very persuasive.
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Watching this compilation of women's faces as they get the wax strips ripped off their lady parts is much like watching a horror film. You know, when women are wandering around in the dark, as the psycho is right behind them with a machete? You want to say, "Don't do it!"
This ballad imagines what nirvana it would be to be a bro instead of a girl. Apparently, you'd get to stink, watch bad television, and be as nasty as you want to be. Maybe it's just the crew I run with, but, uh.
Kinda makes you wonder what's so "special" about the pink donuts, doesn't it? I think I'll pass. And by "pass" I mean, I'll help myself to the dude-designated donuts.
Akiko, the Japanese woman behind Man Bra, provides a couple reasons for its invention, primarily the need that moobs-sporting men all over have to hitch up their moobies for a smoother look under those power suits. But this reporter sneaks in another reason at the end of this clip: Akiko thinks it will make men "gentler and more caring" once they know what women have to go through. What do you think?
And talking to your mom about cleaning out your girl parts with "Effectol" was not considered creepy. "For a clean, fresh feeling of gentle, effective douching..."