Oh, man. Imagine if you were the waitress these distressed customers are referring to — you know, the girl with the "eyebrows . .
This child is going to spend the rest of her life wanting not to wear a bra. Enjoy it while you can, kid!
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I must be a "syco," because this really resonates with me.
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Because then, the ability to spell and write a proper sentence will be, too!
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Hahaha. For Oscar's sake, I hope he wasn't there by the time this hellion got back from her midterm! You know you gotta be careful when the handwritten note goes from tight, small and controlled to big, loopy and googly-eyed crazy.
How many poems have "asshole" in their first line?
A love this deep, well
It must be divine.
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But he has the nagging skills of your average mom. You tell her, fishy!
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I'm suing for copyright infringement.
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I believe this is what you call "acting out."
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At least they spelled haberdashery right . . .