A sommelier pours a bottle of Beaujolais Nouveau at an open air wine spa in Japan. The crowd, which may or may not be of drinking age, looks like it's having a fabulous time. I think I know where I'm going on my next vacation!
I am both disturbed and impressed by little Diva Davanna, America's Next Tot Model. Talk about owning the runway and smiling with your eyes, legs, arms and, well . .
A Pac-Man-inspired fashion show, you ask? At Fashion Week in London? (Look, I don't make the news.
I believe they're what they call "conversation pieces." Although I could use those umbrella shoes on rainy days. .
Famous American fashion designers of the 1930s were asked to predict what well-dressed folks would be wearing in the year 2000. Some predictions were spot-on and others were way off. These fashionistas somehow foresaw women of the millennium donning skanky see-through dresses, accessorized with body temperature regulating belts — for our ever-frequent hot flashes, I presume?
No matter how trashy the event or how bootylicious her backside is, shorty needs to sew her shite back together, nix the fringe, and — oh, I don't know — add a crotch to complete the look. And that is one wayward thong gone wrong! You know someone is dressed to thrill when a butt curtain would do wonders for their outfit.
Tomorrow Today was a UK television program of the '70s that claimed to predict trends and lifestyle habits of the future. And where did the experts foresee fashion going? They had a space-age getup in mind, complete with metallic miniskirts and "specially adapted cosmetics belts" to free us ladies of our bulky purses.
I'd make a couple thousand copies of this and keep them in my back pocket at all times — for encounters of this nature. The world can thank me later.
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Ever notice how starlets these days will make 10 costume changes just for one event? Maybe if they ask nicely, designer Hussein Chalayan will make their lives easier and create one of these fantastic Transformer-esque dresses that, through some kind of mechanization, turns into different dresses. For my money, though, the most amazing dress is the one that disappears into a model's hat.