This isn't exactly breaking news — it's a few days old — but it is breaking wind news now with video! Not only do you get to hear the charming tale of a kid suspended from riding the bus for three days for farting causing a disturbance, you actually get to hear a CNN news anchor start a segment with the phrase "letting it rip." Bet you didn't think you'd live to see the day!
Predictably, no one can pretend it's not happening. These folks are trying to talk about community development block grant money, but who can think about anything when some kid has a fart machine on? Forget about filibustering as a technique for keeping anything from getting done during political meetings — the wave of the future is fartabustering!
I believe this is what you call "acting out."
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This little guy is just hanging out with his dad when he's startled by a rude interruption. I've never seen such a look of pure terror.
And a family not unwilling to spend a lot of time documenting him doing nothing so that they can capture it, finally, on film. I love how the family cat is totally unimpressed by any of it.
Leslie Nielsen from the awesome comedy Airplane! reunited with his cast members on the Today show. But it was hard to focus on what people were saying (Leslie included) because of the fart sounds.
As an avowed anti-fart joke kinda gal, I swear I'm not looking for this stuff on my own. But if you send it, I will post. This product, the Subtle Butt disposable gas neutralizer, might be a great gift for that pal who eats super-burritos for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Many people think Tom Cruise is full of hot air. After they watch this video, they'll realize that's not a figure of speech! From jumping on couches, to claiming to be the only person who could save someone in a car wreck, to maniacally laughing for no discernible reason, he's definitely a puzzle inside a riddle wrapped in an enigma.
They're calling it the "flatulence fallout" cuz the man behind the gun pulled the trigger after getting teased for passing gas. Thankfully, no one was hurt— except for the gunman and his ego. I'd say the news team took a hit too, for covering such a redonkulous story.