"Who bravely dares must sometimes risk a fall."
—Tobias George Smollett
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Pregnancy often brings clumsiness along with it. I try my best to avoid precarious situations, but sometimes my body does its own thing. While flats typically make my legs look short and stubby, they usually afford me a level of comfort and agility.
This is Dookie's first appearance on a live broadcast and what does he do? He turns his 173-pound ass to the camera and sits. The hosts think the dog is intimidated and camera shy, but they've got it all wrong.
The family drunk. He shows up to the reunion tanked and spends the rest of the afternoon running around with the kids, rolling in the grass, playing air guitar, falling all over himself, and causing an obnoxious scene in his drunken delirium. The fam begrudgingly extended an invitation to him, knowing the inevitable would happen .
Time and time again, we've seen mascots throw down their poms in a hotheaded rage to engage in sideline throwdowns — that they've provoked. They've picked fights with each other, with spectators, and even unsuspecting peeps chillaxin' on the beach. What gives?
Is it possible for there to be four falls during a single episode of The Price Is Right? If one self-deprecating dude stages a few for applause then you never know — another contestant just might join in on the fun. Well, it's not really fun when the fall is truly accidental, but at least this lady takes the spotlight off of Mr. Sunshine, the attention whore.
It's no wonder this mild-mannered young gentleman would need the "Casanova Video Dating Service" to help him find a suitable soul mate. He's young, employed, has excellent taste in outerwear, and loves brunettes. Or redheads.
Speed demon here has some major issues to work through. Watch him spin himself into a frenzy until he flips and flies off the wheel, only to get back up and do the same crazy routine all over again. And again.