This Pedi Pistol commercial should come with a Not Safe For Life warning. Since it doesn't — I'll warn you: NSFL. Is it really necessary for them to be so graphic?
I am too busy weeping for the men who purchased Judy here to be outraged or disgusted. (OK, I'm a little disgusted.) Something tells me Judy is a pale imitation of this model, in spite of her "life-like details." There are so many dissonant parts of this ad's chipper and upbeat message.
What's the point of the "Employees Must Wash Hands After Using the Restroom" signs if employees get to sweat in the tea? Not lovin' it.
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I like bacon as much as the next gal, but this looks naaaasty! Thanks to anaisethenry for taking a picture when you spied it in the West Village. Tell us, though — did you get one?!
This image is the stuff of nightmares. And the part that must really suck for poor Juliet up there? She didn't even win the Stroehmann Sandwich Slamm, a corned beef and rye sandwich eating contest held today, one day before St.
With the Uroclub, it looks like you're just checking out your golf club, but in fact, you're peeing into it. Wait, what? I thought golf was supposed to be classy and sh*t.
Sorry, WTF?! just didn't seem an adequate response to this vintage ad for the Pubie, which is a sterling silver or gold plated "replica of your favorite body hair." Can you imagine if someone sent this to you "handsomely mounted on walnut or mahogany" and then wrote in an attached note "Just thinking of you!"
I would give kudos to the cake decorator for making this foot's infected big toe look so realistic — but I'm busy holding down my last meal.
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Adjust your eyes. On the left, a laptop case made of synthetic human skin. On the right, shorts that come packaged in the plastic wrap you buy steak in, complete with fake blood stains, and charmingly named "Human Meat" shorts.
I think Eric should leave a similar note, but about using Matt's toothbrush to clean the bathtub. (I so don't miss roommates.)
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