Meet Dimitri. This dude is straight-up psycho. I hope these recorded voice-mail messages that Gawker found aren't real, because if they are, there's a lunatic roaming the streets.
Meet Lance. As his friends tell you on his billboard, as well as on his website datelance.com, he's a returned missionary, ex-BYU basketball player, and Harvard MBA who loves kids and has a great sense of humor. Isn't the whole, "I'm writing this ad on behalf of this great friend I have who's single" ploy a little played out?
High on the list of many women's "must haves" for a man include his physical fitness. So it's good that these dudes are in the gym, right? Oh, wait.
It's no wonder this mild-mannered young gentleman would need the "Casanova Video Dating Service" to help him find a suitable soul mate. He's young, employed, has excellent taste in outerwear, and loves brunettes. Or redheads.
Does anything scream "single and ready to mingle!" more than Teenar, the Girl Guitar? It looks as though Sideshow Bob pictured above (otherwise known as Lou Reimuller) combined two of his favorite fetishes to invent Teenar.
Can't say I know much about the fella, but one thing's for sure, he's in touch with his sensitive side (either that, or he's a killer). But if boyfriend's brave enough to tatt two tears to his cheek, then he must wear his heart on his sleeve, too. All together now: "Awww..."
Heard of the expression "navel gazing"? It refers to an activity so inconsequential and self-absorbed that the person partaking in it must have a LOT of time on their hands. Like this guy.
He's a hunka hunka burnin' love. He will set you on fire with his passion. In short, he's hot.
This amazing guy can down an entire bottle of French's mustard and wash it down with beer! Look at it this way, if you ever cooked for him, he'd be so grateful. I like me a non-picky eater.