This eBay business is out of control. Earlier this week, we encountered a nutjob who's auctioning off herself and her home on eBay. Along the same lines, the dumbass below just auctioned off his "life" — his car, home, furnishings, job, and friends — for a mere $384,000.
Some dude decided to rob a liquor store, but encountered one problem: he had no weapon. So Desperado improvised by grabbing a palm frond and holding it in the air like a spear. The video surveillance footage below also shows him waving the frond around and pounding it on the counter while demanding $50 from the clerk.
Have they published an Idiot's Guide to Not Being an Idiot yet? If so, we need to give this dude a "book rental" card and a swift kick in the arse. I blame the Internet for this indecent display of dumbass.
Can we get this dude a reality show?
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Attempting to walk a treadmill while in handstand position may seem like an idiotic idea to you and me, but to a dumbass, it's brilliant. Let's remember that these dudes lack any thought whatsoever in their douchey little heads, so attempting the unthinkable is all they ever do. It's a way of life.
When the going gets bored, the bored get . . .
Girlfriend kicked butt in the evening gown and swimsuit competitions, but opened her mouth and screwed her standing with a rambling response about like such as, haha, omigod, only being 17-years-old, so sorry for this sh*tty answer, wait, this is the top 10? No joke. We should at least give the girl credit for maintaining a genuinely fake smile the whole way through.
Learn how to spell English words. Your you're in the U.S.A. And while you're at it, please QuiT wRiTInG ranSom NoTE sTyle.