Too bad this was still in our line of sight three seconds later. No fair!
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Whale tail + "Mum and Dad" tramp stamp. It takes talent to create a combination that wrong.
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Oh, it's a tragedy, alright.
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On someone's thigh. . .why?!
Pierced nipples. On someone's naked butt. This way, you can tell a boob is headed in your direction whether he's comin' or goin'.
Oh, man. A croissant reading the paper while drinking coffee. How civilized!
Whomever.
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All the cool kids may be doing it, but Little Miss Sunshine here has a low tolerance for pain, which makes her a bad candidate for the teensy ankle tattoo she's about to get. The crew has pinned her down — Mom, is that you? — and given her a stress ball to gnaw on, but they have no idea what they're in for.
I'd normally call a full-body lizard tattoo a bad idea, but in this instance, I greatly appreciate the distraction.
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More like: guilty of being conceited, dumbass, and desperate. (But if we drizzle some nacho cheese on that douche dog, Mr. Weiner Head just might score a date. ;) )
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