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Where the Sidewalk Bends? Shel Silverstein's Dark Side
Am I the last person to learn that prolific children's poet Shel Silverstein had another life as a writer of decidedly adult content? Feels like it! Besides writing Johnny Cash's hit song "A Boy Named Sue," he started his career at Playboy, where he continued to contribute until his death.
Product of the Day: Vicodin Jewelry
You know those break-in-case-of-emergency kits on the wall with fire extinguishers inside? That's kinda like what this jewelry is for the Vicodin user. If you don't have your meds with you and find yourself in searing pain, just take a bite out of your earring or ring!
WTF?!
Having babies? Cute. Having teenagers?
The Kenny Powers Ecstasy Dance
Ecstasy is one hell of a drug! It seems to make people think they really can dance, dance, dance! Like Kenny Powers here from the HBO show Eastbound and Down.
Flashback: Everyone's on Cocaine!
Well, that explains everything. By the logic of this old PSA, everyone around you — your mom, your dad, your cat, hell, you too! — is flying on cocaine.
Amazing Resume
Hey, you have to play to your strengths, right? That's exactly what a former marijuana-smuggler who served 10 years for importing 75 tons (gulp!) did a couple years ago when he was looking for a job. Good for him!
Cat Addicted to String
This is the furry face of addiction. It is also the face of codependency. See how this well-intentioned family, desperate to soothe the cries of Michael the cat, instead feed his bottomless need to play with string?
Drugged-Up Dentist Kid in New Heavy Metal Video!
Remember the adorable kid recovering from a visit to the dentist? Here he is in his long-awaited (in viral vid time) encore performance! Rock on, little guy.
The Dentist Has Some Good Drugs!
Just ask this kid. First, he questions reality ("Is this real life?"), then he thinks his dad has four eyes, and then his "trip" to the dentist takes a turn for the worst ("Is this going to last forever?"). There are acid casualties watching this right now hoping in vain to find his dealer...
Krack Nuggets!
It's no fun enjoying your crack all in one shot. That's why Krack Nuggets are my kind of snack. A little Krack Nugget here, another Krack Nugget there.
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