Douchebags
You Choose: Best Female Version of "Bros Before Hos"?
I asked you guys to come up with a woman's version of the douchebag rallying cry, "Bros before hos" — and you did not disappoint. What I lack in rhyming skills, you all made up for in wit and then some! Below are your ideas.
What's the Woman's Version of "Bros Before Hos"?
We know the rallying cry of douchebags and knuckleheads everywhere: "Bros before hos!" This means that even though these guys will spend every waking moment trying to bag a "ho," ultimately, their bros are more important. I've heard the female rejoinder — "Chicks before dicks" — but I wonder if we could come up with a better one.
Daisy of Love: Wherein Daisy Nicknames Her Fair Princes
If you wanted any sign that pop culture is fragmented and random, look no further than VH1's Daisy of Love. In order to even begin to fathom what this show is about, you have to be prepared to jump down the rabbit hole of reality television with me. Here goes.
Don't Be That Guy: The Top 10 Guys No Guy Should Be
For women, there are only two categories of men we need to be aware of: douchebags and nondouchebags.
Don't Be That Guy: A Collection of 60 Annoying Guys We All Know and Wish We Didn't breaks those men down into further subcategories. This hilarious book lists almost 60 different types of guys who, if you were a guy, you wouldn't want to be, and if you were a woman, you wouldn't want to be around.
What Is the Lamest Way Someone Broke Up With You?
It sucks when someone breaks up with you, but the mode in which they do it can ease the blow and at least show you that person cared — or wasn't a total chode who wasted your time.
Alas, some people are too chicken to do it in a respectful manner, so they slip out the back, Jack, make a new plan, Stan . .
MTV's Is She Really Going Out With Him?
Chodes, douchebags, tools — call them what you will, but for some reason, there's always a gaggle of women willing to date them and put up with their crap. That's what the creator of the amazing site Hot Chicks With Douchebags and — coming this Summer — MTV's Is She Really Going Out With Him? reality show found out the hard way.
The Real Housewives of NYC: Dating Douchebags in Disguise
I run hot and cold on Bethenny Frankel, The Real Housewives of New York City's resident single gal. Often her one-liners are brilliant and her bits of wisdom spot-on. Like last night's observation about "trick guys" — the smart, nerdy guys who are still bitter about their lack of popularity in high school and are often douches in disguise.
Douchebag of the Day: Billy Bob Thornton
Waitresses who want to model. Models who want to act. Actors who want to sing.
Ruh Roh!
The female equivalent of having a ringtone that says "I'm a tits and ass man" would basically be any song by Peaches. (F*ck the Pain Away, with its charming first line, comes to mind.) But this commercial begs a couple questions. First of all, why is beer associated with douchebaggery?
Sarah Haskins: Carl's Jr. Serves Up Douche-Burgers
I guess I haven't been paying enough attention to Carl's Jr.'s TV ads — I'm not exactly the target market. Although I knew they were occasionally offensive, I had no idea the fast-food chain had basically stopped selling hamburgers in favor of teaching douchebag lessons to millions of unsuspecting young men. Padma, get out while you can!
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