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Douchebags Attempt to Reclaim the Word, Bro

TresSugar — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:00:00 -0800

If the Daily Show left you wanting more douchebags to laugh at, I present you with the Douchebag Solidarity Movement. They are douchebags, and they're taking back the word! In this video, these fine douchebag specimens explain that the Merriam Webster dictionary defines "douche" as a jet of cleansing solution directed toward a bodily cavity. So they say, "Don't think of us as disgusting; think of us as cleansing." If you can stand almost two minutes of serious douchiness, check out this introduction to the movement.

The Results Are In: Your Pick For Biggest Celebrity Douchebag of 2008

GiggleSugar — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 04:00:00 -0800

In what may have been 2008's most predictable race - more predictable, even, than Javier Bardem's Oscar for No Country For Old Men - the results are in for this year's biggest celebrity douchebag poll. The winner, by a stunning margin, is The Hills' Spencer Pratt.

It's nearly impossible to find a photo of Spencer without Heidi. And sadly, this douchebachelor is officially off the market (or not?). Second place, with a still respectable 104 votes, is Criss Angel. Stay tuned for the rest of our Best of 2008 coverage.

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Play Who's Douchier For Cash and Prizes!

GiggleSugar — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:43:37 -0700

Think you know Who's Douchier? Can you discern that "je ne sais douche" quality that qualifies someone for Mt. Douchemore? Then put that knowledge to good use by playing GiggleSugar's Who's Douchier? game for a chance to win cash and prizes! (UPDATE: We just added some fresh douches to the mix!) From now through June 30, we're giving away a gift card worth $100 every day and a monthly grand prize of $1,000 to a randomly selected player of any of our faceoff games.

The higher your score, the better your chances are at winning, but you only need to play one game for a chance to win. Still not convinced? At the end of each month, we'll also be giving away a cool $1,000 to one lucky winner. To be eligible to win, all you have to do is play the game. Check out the official rules here.

Bitter Ex-Boyfriend Seeks Online Revenge

GiggleSugar — Tue, 03 Jun 2008 02:00:00 -0700

Real cute, but dude - the least you can do is color inside the lines for the sake of demonstrating the teeniest, tiniest amount of maturity. (For all of you grown-ups without a clue who Carnage from Spider-Man is, click here.)

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Uncontacted Amazonian Tribe: The True Douchebaggery Story

GiggleSugar — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Last Friday, CitizenSugar briefed us on the uncontacted human tribe discovered deep inside the Amazon. These people reportedly paint themselves red, live in huts, and arm themselves with bows and arrows. Digitally-enhanced photos have since been released and have added a peculiar twist to the story. Are we sure those arrows aren't used for lady hunting and those huts for tanning parlors? The red-faced tribesman above looks awfully douche to me . . .

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Found! Douche Gets Dumped

GiggleSugar — Tue, 20 May 2008 13:00:00 -0700

Was the fat comment really necessary? Ladies, we must stick together and focus all our negative energy on the douchebag in the shower. Not only is he a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone while dating someone new, but he's a douche for keeping naked pics of his ex on his cell phone - period. I hope this chick grabbed the DB's clothes on her way out the door. Let's see him tiptoe home in his towel. Or in a dainty baby tee perhaps?

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Guess Who?

LibertySugar — Thu, 03 Apr 2008 09:00:15 -0700

Who issued this glowing characterization of feminism, and Hillary's female supporters?

You have to understand the mindset of a lot of these feminists and women . . . These women have paid their dues. They've been married two or three times; they've had two or three abortions; they've done everything that feminism asked them to do. They have cut men out of their lives; they have devoted themselves to causes and careers. And this - the candidacy of Hillary Clinton - is the culmination of all of these women's efforts.

2 Douchebags + 1 "That Girl" = Score!

GiggleSugar — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 16:00:00 -0700

Jamie Lynn, is that you?

Thanks, College Humor!

She Said It, We Didn't

GiggleSugar — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0700

Kelly Osbourne reported that "douchebag" is her favorite curse word.

Oh, Kelly. Douchebags are curses, but is the word douchebag itself a curse? Not so much. In fact, "douchebag" should be used as often as necessary, i.e. a lot.

Here's the vid with Kelly's response. She's one of many celebrities who were asked by Britain's Channel 4 to reveal their fave cuss words. Warning: This vid is NSFW. Unlike Kelly, most celebs picked the naughtiest of the nastiest words out there. Prepare your sensibilities.

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This Car Is So Money

GiggleSugar — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:02:00 -0700

Big baller here got his hands on an '89 Oldsmobile and turned it into a one-of-a-kind ride. With a little paint, elbow grease, and some "chocolate glitter," he stenciled bling all over the exterior and gave himself the gift of Louis Vuitton. It may be a knock-off, but it's a "limited edition" knock-off. And it's not for sale, so keep drooling. For more on the story, click here.

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