Sorry for the hyperbole, but I'm pretty sure this week's episode of The Vampire Diaries, "Haunted," is the best one of the season so far. The Halloween setting is perfect for playing out Vicki's vampiric transition, Bonnie's exploration of her mysterious genealogical history, and the exposing of "The Council."
There's plenty to talk about, so let's chat about the good, the bad, and the bloody (spoilers aplenty ahead!) when you read more
This two-year-old's favorite talking Elmo toy had a change of heart after getting a change of batteries. This particular toy is creepily called the "Elmo Knows Your Name" doll and can be hooked up to a computer and programmed to say certain phrases and a child's name. After getting re-juiced, this little Elmo had some choice words for his best bud James.
This cat seems less than enthused about the head piece his owner has given him. It was only a joke, but the cat's not having it. So in a dramatic display of kitty contempt, he pretends to lose all strength in his neck and muscles.
I thought people tuned into sitcom television for a lighthearted good time, but apparently not. If I didn't know that the following clip was from the popular '80s show Diff'rent Strokes then I would have mistook it for some hokey scene from an old-school Lifetime made-for-television movie. Mr. Crazy Eyes is unsettling, but Sam's almost nonchalant response to this death threat is even more disturbing.
And it's sure to be a hit! Actually, those crazy folks at This Just In think that what the world needs now is the thigh-slapping comedy of assisted suicide champ and recently-released-from-prison Dr. Kevorkian, aka Dr.
Shhh! I see dead birdies.
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Being a cab driver cannot be easy (fare beaters, drunken pukers, amorous couples), but what if some morgue workers tried to stiff you in a different way--with a real stiff? In this prank, these horrified cabbies watch as their clients try creative ways of getting a coffin--and then a corpse--into a cab. Morbid fun for everyone!
Cemetery Full, Mayor Tells Locals Not to Die
The mayor of a village in southwest France has threatened residents with severe punishment if they die because there's no room in the town's overcrowded cemetery. A fate worse than death, eh? Ba dum ching!