When you don't have anything nice to say, spell it out with lettered stickers.
No one will notice.
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Joan Rivers recently appeared on a UK daytime talk show and let her mouth run loose thinking the censors would clean up her foul language. There was just one problem: the show was live and there were no *bleeping censors around. Even funnier is the fact that Joan knew these curse words were about to fly — as she went out of her way to alert the censors — but she said them anyway.
We don't know what was going on behind the scenes of this NBC news broadcast, but anchor Sue Simmons didn't like it one bit. When she was done filming her live segment, she piped up and let the vulgarity fly. (Am I noticing a trend here?) But there was one problem.
The news would be far more entertaining if we ditched the talking heads and let talking T-shirts have some say.
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They say kids grow up fast these days and they are not lying! This doll barely has hair on her head, but she's already pacing around the house while taking care of business on her super-chic pink cell. Judging from her choice of words, the convo sounds less than pleasing.
Someone is so excited about the rocket blasting across his television set, he just can't keep the fun to himself. So he's gonna gleefully reiterate — eight times — what everyone in the room can fully see for themselves. But he's got a slightly different way of stating the obvious .
The Leapfrog Alphabet Pal is a cute toy caterpillar that's supposed to teach tykes the ABCs. Each of the caterpillar's 26 legs says a different letter of the alphabet. Kids press, play, and learn — but they're learning a little more than their ABCs!
Someone's a little too wordy for his own good.
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