While waiting to be broadcast saying something dumber than the last thing she said, Ann Coulter contemplates snorting her Nicorette. Mommy, make the psychotic staring stop!
(Thanks for the source video, My Damn Channel!)
In case you missed it, Jennie Garth took some time out of her schedule to chat with LilSugar about her life as a mommy of three. She answered our four lil questions and then some. Not surprising, she shot straight from the hip and revealed that she is a down-to-earth kind of lady who is keeping a good head on her shoulders while teaching her daughters to do the same.
"Dance like no one's watching," eh? This cutie pie took the advice to heart and had a one dude dance party. At a crowded sporting event.
Who needs dignity when you can be plain dirrty instead? The following dude, dressed in his finest fanny pack and top-of-the-line Air Jordans, has gone clubbing in broad daylight. Single person street corner clubbing, that is.
Holy crap. Four hours north of LA exists a cat heaven called Cat House on the Kings. Run by a non-crazy cat lady who is crazy for cats, Cat House on the Kings is a non-profit, no-kill, no cage shelter for cats (and a few dogs) to roam free (inside and outside).
Lady, the kitten is "insanely" cute. We get it. But we can't confuse a figure of speech with a way of life: Promptly put the kitten down, step away from the catnip, and save the meowing for playtime only.
All the crazies dancing in the stands at sporting events are amusing, but add a little alcohol and the show really kicks off. Take the Queen of Drunkards here. The only thing he has going for him is that pretend microphone in his hand.
Remember the fan-atic who screamed out in anguish when Paris Hilton was sentenced more jail time? Well, now that OJ's in trouble, the crazy dude is ba-ack. Decked out in a "I Heart Famous People" ball cap, he makes a habit of appearing outside the courthouses of all the newsworthy celeb trials.
We've encountered this weatherfreak before and I'm shocked to see that he's still on the air-- still screaming, still dancing and still making all the wrong predictions. He says it'll be "a dry night tonight," but if that's the case, then why does the screen behind him announce a t-storm on a thunderous backdrop? Thanks for nothing dude.