Police Chase Stolen Doughnut Truck
The driver of a stolen doughnut truck gave Illinois police officers a run for their munchies last Friday. The 100 mph chase involved nine (!!!) police officers and finished 135 miles away from its starting point — which happened to be a hospital. And the driver?
Oh, man. Some criminals are having a lucky day. Watch as these Keystone Cops arrive on the scene of a crime, only to completely let the dudes get away.
In college, every worthwhile party gets a visit from local law enforcement. Whatever the complaint may be— too loud, too late, underage drinking— the police arrive to put a quick cap on the fun. But not this security guard.
Michael Bolton's not the only fool who doesn't know our national anthem. This cop also managed to severely (and publicly) botch the lyrics, but unlike Michael, he didn't have a decent singing voice to fall back on! It would have helped if he had made some use of those notes in front of him, but no-- that would have looked too unpatriotic.
Watch this cop struggle to kick in a door during the middle of a drug bust. I'm sure a door is darn difficult to kick in, but why even bother when you have the key on hand anyway? Oh, that's right: for the drama!
College Humor tells us that the guy calling 911 and freaking out because he ate pot brownies was a cop. Best lines? "Time is going by really, really, really slow" and "Please come...I think we're dying.
These two cops are a couple of human bagpipes. How they discovered this twin talent, I don't know, but they sure are proud of it. Here they are — in the middle of what looks to be an officer meeting or training sesh — standing up, plugging their noses, and whacking themselves at the neckline.
We've seen dancing cops before, but this one has the nerve to boogie down right in the middle of traffic. Tony "The Dancing Cop" Lepore is a retired police officer from Rhode Island who voluntarily showcases his traffic-control choreography around the holidays each year. He shimmies to the beat of his own whistle and the crowds love him.
IT'S A DANCE OFF, EVERYONE! You tell me who wins: RoboCop, with his beverage aisle boogie-woogie, or this Russian MC Copper, who gives us a sneak peek at a little on-duty (not so much dirty) dancing...?
Ahhh. To be young, drunk, and climbing trees! Some Cops episodes are scary and violent.