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Thank You, Japanese Television
Without you we might never get to experience such wonders as a chimp wearing overalls riding a Segway. I love how the chimp takes off on his wheels faster than a restless teenager with a learner's permit. It's five minutes of the same chimpy antics, so watch until you've had your fill.
Chimp Kicks Butt Playing Jenga
We've encountered Old McChimpanzee before. He's the overall-clad little guy who got punk'd by a couple of heartless bastards a few months back. But it's his turn to show everyone who's boss now.
Cute Alert: Chimp Plays Belly Bongo
This dude's pet chimp (I want one!) knows how to get his attention when need be. The chimp beats him down and makes sweet music — belly bongo, anyone? I can't think of anything cuter than watching a baby chimp slam his hand on someone's bare gut repeatedly.
Your Midday Ego Boost
If it feels like you're losing more and more of your mind as you get older — you probably are.
Heartless Bastards Punk a Chimp
Have we run out of people to punk?! All this chimp wants is a decent meal and that's exactly what he gets, served up with a little snake on the side. The snake's a fake, but our chimp's reaction is real.
Cute Alert: Chimp Flirts for the Camera
Mali the pygmy chimp is a newbie at the San Diego Zoo. Although he was born last month, he seems to have already mastered the art of hamming it up for the camera. That pouty pucker, coupled with those hot pink lips (is he wearing Nars Schiap?!), makes Mali quite the Casanova.
Mikey The Chimp Blows Raspberries
I love that this cute chimp has a fake smile. Now that's a sign he's truly evolved!
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The Scoop: Court Decides Chimps Aren't People
Although, when looking at this picture, I don't think anyone would see this chimpanzee as a human, that designation could very well change this animal's life. Matthew Hiasl Pan has been living in a shelter in Austria for the last 25 years, but now that organization is going bankrupt, leaving his happy home in jeopardy. Animal rights group, Association Against Animal Factories, petitioned to be appointed Matthew's trustee — and donors have come forward to help support the chimp.
Paris Hilton Loses Her Head and Goes Bananas With a Chimp
Paris Hilton took a walk on the wild side in her leopard-print dress last night at the opening of Carnival at Bowlmor Lanes in NYC. She had a couple of dates for the evening — one being her boyfriend Doug Reinhart and the other a chimpanzee named Bentley. Which would you rather have as a companion?
What's Your Take: Matthew Hiasl Pan or "Austrian Law"?
In order for chimpanzee, Matthew Hiasl Pan, to receive money, a home, and a guardian he would have to be considered a person and not property. The Austrian Supreme Court ruled against Association Against Animal Factories' attempts to gain guardianship of the animal – and their desires to create a foundation providing for his care may all be for naught. If you were a lawmaker in Austria, what would you do in this situation?
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