Is it just me, or does Leslie's definition of "camel toe" beat around the bush? We need the fearless Marc Jacobs to tip-toe in here and set the record straight!
Source
We've followed the infamous camel toe throughout the ages and last December, Marc Jacobs took the toe to the next level at his Arabian Nights Christmas Party. Jacobs had the right message, but his delivery was all wrong. Since when does a mascot rally against the cause it stands for?
Going out of your way to be an obnoxious ass is a selling point nowadays?
Source
Ever have that feeling that you aren't showing enough camel toe? (Yeah, me neither.) But these folks thought it would be hilarious to make a prosthetic cup that will reveal your lady contours for all the world to see, preferably underneath spandex leggings. Hey, silicone nipples that you can affix to your own to give you that permanent "walking down the frozen food aisle" look you so desperately desire already exist, why not this?
Marc Jacobs' annual Christmas party is legendary, and last night's Arabian Nights-themed bash was no exception.
It's always a guessing game to see what ridiculousness Marc will wear next: for his past Christmas parties, he has dressed up as everything from a ketchup bottle to a pigeon. This year, he decided to take a stance against a major fashion faux-pas — still staying in Arabian Nights theme, of course — as a camel toe.
Oh so subtle, yet oh so obnoxious.
Source
read more
To hyphenate or not to hyphenate the word "camel toe"--these are the questions that occupy my day. So you guys seemed to dig Camel Toe Throughout the Ages and the ever-nasty Male Camel Toe Got You Down? PSA, so, without further ado, more camel toe!
Well, mostly the 70's, which could be called the Golden Age of Camel-Toe. (Maybe it was all that spandex.) I love that cameltoe.com is gender neutral about a term that is supposed to describe a woman's crotch when her pants are too tight. (Apparently, you don't even have to be human to have camel-toe.) So without further ado...Enjoy!
MCT: "An embarrassing splittage of ball matter into two lobes" resulting in the horrifying "Scrogina." But you can "Turn your toe into a hoof again" thanks to SkyMaul's new product. Why am I quoting so much?