Last night Jon Stewart pondered how Bill O'Reilly — a staunch supporter of the constitutional right to privacy — could be outraged over paparazzi stalking celebrities, but have no trouble intimidating his political foes with cameraman ambushes.
Jon mashed up some Factor footage, but also let unedited clips do the work for him. In case you're wondering, an American's right to privacy is less than Bill O'Reilly's need to know.
If Hell was wired with a microphone, this exchange between Bill "Let's do it live!" O'Reilly and Christian "What the f*ck are you doing?!" Bale is what we would hear.
I can't figure out what's funnier — that Jessica Alba called curmudgeonly windbag Bill O'Reilly an a-hole, or that Bill O'Reilly has a segment on his show called "Reality Check." (Upon reflection, I'm going with the latter.)
Stephen Colbert, in his persona as the newscaster resembling Bill O'Reilly, defends his idol and the infamous Bill O'Reilly temper tantrum by showing a similar freakout he had back in the day. This is long-ish, so if you just want to see the Colbert tantrum, go to 3:08. Love the polyester suit and porn 'stache!
If it seems like hate on Bill O'Reilly week that's because it is! Haha. Come on, now, anyone who's seen him go off on his guests when they don't say what he wants, or viewed this vintage example of his a-holery, know he's no innocent.
If you're like me, you can't get enough of Bill O'Reilly gettin' his. Someone imagines what the hapless producer must've been saying on his end to get Bill so freaking, psychotically riled up. How about, "How can anyone have a head that large without anything in it?"