The following complaint letter to Continental Airlines kvetching about being seated next to the lavatory can only be described as "epic." You can practically smell those yucky blue toilet chemicals that are supposed to make bathroom stench go away but instead intensify the stink. Complete with drawings and writing that Dostoevsky would have tipped his hat to, this letter is also freaking hilarious.
Man Says JetBlue Made Him Sit on Toilet
Remember the best complaint letter ever written? It was a letter to Continental Airlines complaining (in prose and cartoon drawings) about how torturous it was to sit near the toilets on the plane. Well, this dude was allegedly asked to sit on the pot for an hour and a half by JetBlue!