And I thought animals in costumes looked ridiculous. How about decking your infant out with a full head of fake hair? Not just any hair—but The Donald's hair.
When my baby still had a bald noggin at six months old, a friend gave her the hysterical hot pink Lil Kim wig from Baby Toupee. The hair pieces are available in three other styles – The Donald (as in Trump), the Bob (as in Marley) and the Samuel L. (as in Jackson).
SURIgasm! I'd recognize that mop from a mile away. She's more baby toupee-tastic than ever.