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The Office, "Murder": Best Lines of the Night and Video!
Well, I do declare! This week's The Office was silly good fun. Distraught over rumors of bankruptcy, Michael suggests that the employees engage in a murder mystery game called Belles, Bourbon and Bullets to keep their spirits up.
Redneck Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide) So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.Controversal Relationships
In 1978, at the age of eight, Soon-Yi Previn was adopted by Mia Farrow and her then-husband Andre Previn who were on vacation in Korea. In 1980, when Soon-Yi was 10, Farrow began a long-term relationship with Woody Allen which lasted 12 years. In 1992, Farrow found naked photographs of Soon-Yi in Allen’s apartment and subsequently discovered that the two had been having a romantic relationship (at the time she was 22 and Allen was 56).
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Q: What's the definition of Macho? A: A guy jogging home from a vasectomy. Q: What has four legs and flies?Five is enough for Justin Chambers - for now?
Justin Chambers, the Grey’s Anatomy hottie made sure after his fifth child that he and his wife of 15 years, Keesha, were done procreating. The former Calvin Klein model mentioned to OK! that he’d had a vasectomy.Uncle Willie says Jamie Lynn Spears was a mistake
Jamie Spears 49-year-old brother William Spears has been pontificating to the media again (we assume for money). Wise old Uncle Willy spoke to InTouch magazine this time to discuss his knocked up niece Jamie Lynn Spears. Uncle Willy speaking from his headquarters i.e.
Can I help my friend??
Let me start off by saying that I love my friend.. A LOT! She is a great friend..The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them Good: Your son studies a lot in his room Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them Good: Your husband understands fashion Bad: He's a cross-dresser Ugly: He looks better than you Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Ugly: So are you Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Ugly: With corrections Good: Your wife's not talking to you Bad: She wants a divorce Ugly: She's a lawyer Good: The postman's early Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47 Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas Good: Your daughter got a new job Bad: As a hooker Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do Good: You're son is dating someone new Bad: It's another man Ugly: He's you're best friend Good: You're wife is pregnant. Bad: It's triplets Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.
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