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Older women crave `New Moon` vampires
(CNN) -- They don`t call it "Twi Crack" for nothing.Lisa Hansen, for example, thought she had lost her mind the first time she read "Twilight." Partly because she`s 36."I was absolutely worried that something was wrong with me," the Utah mother of two said. "I just couldn`t put it down -- I was obsessed completely."She picked up the first of Stephenie Meyer`s vampire novels -- recommended by a teen neighbor -- with few expectations.
Top Five Best Things About New Moon
By Marla Lehner
Because The Twilight Saga: New Moon is probably the most highly anticipated movie of the year, fervent fans – whether on Team Edward or Team Jacob – are practically salivating at the prospect of seeing their favorite heartthrobs on the big screen once the movie opens Nov. 20. And since PEOPLE has gotten an early look at the film, now we can report on the top five aspects to New Moon that fans can eagerly anticipate.
Today's joke: 21.09.08 [2]
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter, Debbie.
"What?" or "What!"
As a mom of three teenagers I sometimes wonder if they listen to half of what I say and find myself praying they at least allow some of what they are ignoring to seep into their subconscious. Anyway that is my life day in and day out…listen to me…pay attention…this is important…. been there right?
Kids seem to take on parts of our own personalities. When they do, seeing that little piece of yourself in a mannerism, a laugh, or perhaps that one trait you wish they hadn’t grabbed onto and kept as their own; it can just drive you nuts. On the other hand, it may just make you want to burst out in laughter.
My boyfriend's female friend - long but hilarious, and worth the read.
My boyfriend has a female friend that he's known since he was a teenager. This chick is your basic nightmare. She's charming, beautiful, really funny, but she has a really wicked sense of humor.Disney Prepares to Use its Marketing Magic to Bring the Muppets Back to Life
NY Times: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/21/movies/21barn.html?th&emc=th POOR Miss Piggy. Like most aging stars in Hollywood, that prima donna pig, along with most of her Muppet pals, has struggled to find substantial roles. Almost nobody under the age of 30 remembers “Pigs in Space.” All everyone wants to talk about is this Hannah Montana person.More Proof that America has lost its sense of humor
Worrying a Little Bit? MAD Magazine Goes Quarterly By Matt Brady posted: 23 January 2009 01:12 pm ET Today’s economy is tough enough to even make MAD Magazine’s Alfred E. Neuman worry, apparently.Do Any Of These Ring True?
APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISDOME OR CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH; ADAGE 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow. 2.Robert Pattinson's Five Favorite Films
From Rottentomatoes.com
Five Favorite Films with Twilight's Robert Pattinson
Our (mostly) artful conversation with the 22-year-old British actor.
by Jen Yamato | November 18, 2008
Thanks to a teen phenomenon called Twilight, Robert Pattinson has gone from being a little-known Brit actor (best known as the handsome, ill-fated Cedric Diggory in two Harry Potter films) to having his face plastered across every major magazine, television show, and website known to man. Or at least, every one of them known to teenage girls.
High School Musical's Sex Drive in Overdrive!
I just heard about this today and I thought it was a bit humorous...so I thought I'd pass it on :) Written by Stephanie Sanchez Wednesday, 29 October 2008 What do High School Musical 3 and Sex Drive have in common? They are both in theaters now! Why is that a problem?
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